Good evening family, I am glad to be here

Personal Alcohol Licence Course Made Simple and Accessible Anyone authorising the sale of alcohol in England and Wales must meet legal requirements. The recognised path to complying with those rules without confusion or delay is to undertake a Personal Alcohol Licence Course. The course aims at legal obligations, social safety, and responsible retailing of alcohol. For more info - https://thegooglesmaster.com/personal-alcohol-licence-course-made-simple-and-accessible/

AFRICAN CONTENT CREATORS — PLEASE READ THIS. If content creation is your source of income, this message is important. Many African creators are being restricted, shadow-banned, demonetized, or locked out of their accounts without warning. Rules change. Algorithms shift. Accounts go on hold. Income disappears. Most times, Africans are affected the most. If you don’t have a backup platform, you are one update away from losing your voice and livelihood. ⚠️ Don’t wait until it happens. Build your backup now. Introducing MYngul — the Pan-African social media platform built for Africans. On MYngul: • Your culture is not censored • Your originality is respected • Your voice is protected • Your content can be monetized • You can link all your other social accounts If censorship catches up with you elsewhere, MYngul remains your home. We are building toward 1 MILLION African users, and early creators will benefit the most. 👉 ACTION NOW • Create your MYngul account • Invite your fans and community • Tell them where to find you safely 🌍 Africa must tell her own story. 🌍 Africa must protect its creators. 🔗 Sign up: www.myngul.com 📲 Download on Google Play MYngul — Africa’s voice. Africa’s freedom.

Ladies and Gentlemen it's Fridayyy 😀🥰 #friday #myngul #trending

😭😭😭😭 I came back 🏡 from work🚗. I was t!red😴😴😴. I sat down on the sofa🛋️. Put my feet up. My wife👩‍🦳 brought me a glass of water🥛. My son👨‍🦲 gave me a sheet of paper📄: English Lang. 17%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ Biology 35%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ Mathematics 40%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ Physiçs 37%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ Chemístry 42%🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️ Economiçs 12%🤣🤣🤣🤣 Agric. Scíence 19%😂😂😂😂😂 Religion Knowl. ABS🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️ Geography 22%🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I løst my tēmper😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 And started shøuting: "What is this? All the time on phone📱 and TV📺. How dãre you show me such marks😔😔😔😔😔?" My Wife👩‍🦳 said: "Be patïent. Listen...." I told her👩‍🦳: "Shút up! It's your love and pāmpering that has spøilt him. He is not good and never serioús at all."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My Wife said: "Oh! Really?" I said: "No one in our family has performed so bådly ever."🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 My Son👨‍🦲 said: "Dad🧔, I am sørry. I was cleaning the old cupboard😮 and I found this. This is your old school report card, dåted 27th July 1980 Pls Follow me for more #funny #trending #myngul

My first day ad an Assassin 😂😂😂 Pls Follow me for more #myngul #funny #comedy #trending

😂😅UNSTŌPPABLE LAUGHTER 🤣😂 ............ ............ ............ ….....….... .............. .............. .......... 1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked *Who are you*.. 🤔U said I should gūess... With my own cārd??? 🙄 Is like you are mād in complexion 😒😂 2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knøck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys 🙆‍♂️😂 3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feēling slēepy in the church💒.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray".. Your own na to dey slēep until church dîsmissëd 🙆‍♂️😂 4. A lady told me that Dāting is a *WEST* of time. Then, I told her It' is *NORTH* true 🤪😂 5. Dear f@t ladies, ✍ Don't be scāred to get on top of him,🙈 If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man 😂😂 6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,. He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current?? 🙆‍♂️😂 7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to stēāl,.. 🙈 They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hãrd 🙆‍♂️😂 8. Dear drivers,✍ When you get to bümp, please slow down.. Some ladies are tirëd of returning their breãst in the brâ 🙈😂 9. 🙈I always act matured in the church, But dëep inside my heart, I also need those biscuits they g@ve to children 😋😂 10. 🤔So one day, My wife will be prëgnānt 🤰, And people will know that I had s£×😒.. Oooh noo.. 🤦‍♂️🙅‍♂️ 11. Young boys are getting br0ke because They are playing the role of a húsband too early.. 🙆‍♂️😂 12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME".. You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue 🙈😂 13. The way ladies love môney n0wadays eehn🙈😂 Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JÛDITH?? 🙆‍♂️😂😂l 14. The pa!n of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft.. 😒 People will take you for gränted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up🤦‍♂️ 15) 1 to 14 never do una?? 🙄.. Which number made you laugh more 😆😁 Cutie 🥰🤩🥰 appreciate my effort by reacting to this post🙏🙏 your reactions do motivate me to do more, DEARIE 😍🥳💝KINDLY FOLLØW ME FOR MORE INTERESTING STORIES AND JOKES🤣 #humor #funnyjokes #viral #trendingpost #Myngul #TrendingNow

😅 FUNNY 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒 🤣 1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems 😀😀😀😀😀 2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of me☺😊😀😀😀😀 3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the hell are you going? AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir 😂😂 4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spirit😀😀😀😁 5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I can come again oooo, my father is angry with my mother "☺😀😀😁😁 6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all, Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.☺😊😀😀 7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish. My dear, you're not ready😀😀😀😀😀 8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!😀😀😁😁 😁 9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court. ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you. 😀😀😀😀 10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.😀😀😀😀😀 Which number made you laugh more 😅🤣 Foll0w Me for more interesting stories and jokes #humor #funnyjokes #viral #trendingpost #trendingnow #myngul

So, there is this block industry along the road in my area that always has light. Like, when there is no light anywhere, that place always has a 24 hour power supply. In fact, Anytime there is no light, you will see people there charging their phones. What confuses me is that the place even looks somehow abandoned. I still don’t know where the light is coming from, but it’s always there. Now, for the past few days, there has been no light in our area and I have been spending ₦300 every day to charge my phone. So today I said, “Let me try my luck at this block industry.” I got there and nobody was there. Just one socket tied to a wood with a handkerchief. I quickly plugged my phone and sat on one of the blocks there like a security guard (because I know say in a blink of an eye, phone fit disappear). After some time, my phone was fully charged. I was happy, I unplugged it and was about to go home when From nowhere, a man appeared. A rugged looking guy o. He asked, “Are you done?” I said, “Yes.” Thinking he wanted to charge his own phone. This man then said, “Your fee is ₦500.” I said, “₦500 for what?” He replied, “For charging.” I said, “But this place is open. He replied, "you know as light take dey here? Abi na you get the handkerchief used to tie the socket".. Omo! After plenty arguments, I still paid him ₦400 and left. Which kind business be this? Na so dem dey make money for this Lagos 😭 Pls Follow me for more #funny #phone #lagos #trending #myngul