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1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems
2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of meβΊ
3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir
4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spirit
5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him
straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I
can come again oooo, my father is angry with my
mother "βΊ
6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all,
Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.βΊ
7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish.
My dear, you're not ready
8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!
9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.
ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you.
10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide
The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.
Which number made you laugh more
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1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems
2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of meβΊ
3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir
4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spirit
5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him
straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I
can come again oooo, my father is angry with my
mother "βΊ
6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all,
Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.βΊ
7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish.
My dear, you're not ready
8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!
9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.
ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you.
10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide
The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.
Which number made you laugh more
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1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems πππππ
2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of meβΊπππππ
3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir
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4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spiritππππ
5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him
straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I
can come again oooo, my father is angry with my
mother "βΊππππ
6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all,
Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.βΊπππ
7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish.
My dear, you're not readyπππππ
8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!ππππ
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9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.
ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you.
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10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide
The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.πππππ
Which number made you laugh more π
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