I came back from work. I was t!red. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper:
English Lang. 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physiçs 37%
Chemístry 42%
Economiçs 12%
Agric. Scíence 19%
Religion Knowl. ABS
Geography 22%
I løst my tฤ“mper
And started shøuting: "What is this? All the time on phone and TV. How dãre you show me such marks?"
My Wife said: "Be patïent. Listen...."
I told her: "Shút up! It's your love and pฤmpering that has spøilt him. He is not good and never serioús at all."
My Wife said: "Oh! Really?"
I said: "No one in our family has performed so bådly ever."
My Son said: "Dad, I am sørry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. This is your old school report card, dåted 27th July 1980


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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I came back ๐Ÿก from work๐Ÿš—. I was t!red๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด. I sat down on the sofa๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ. Put my feet up. My wife๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿฆณ brought me a glass of water๐Ÿฅ›. My son๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿฆฒ gave me a sheet of paper๐Ÿ“„: English Lang. 17%๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ Biology 35%๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ Mathematics 40%๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ Physiçs 37%๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ Chemístry 42%๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™†‍โ™‚๏ธ Economiçs 12%๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Agric. Scíence 19%๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Religion Knowl. ABS๐Ÿ™…‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…‍โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™…‍โ™‚๏ธ Geography 22%๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I løst my tฤ“mper๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  And started shøuting: "What is this? All the time on phone๐Ÿ“ฑ and TV๐Ÿ“บ. How dãre you show me such marks๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”?" My Wife๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿฆณ said: "Be patïent. Listen...." I told her๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿฆณ: "Shút up! It's your love and pฤmpering that has spøilt him. He is not good and never serioús at all."๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My Wife said: "Oh! Really?" I said: "No one in our family has performed so bådly ever."๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ My Son๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿฆฒ said: "Dad๐Ÿง”, I am sørry. I was cleaning the old cupboard๐Ÿ˜ฎ and I found this. This is your old school report card, dåted 27th July 1980 Pls Follow me for more #funny #trending #myngul
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