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So, there is this block industry along the road in my area that always has light. Like, when there is no light anywhere, that place always has a 24 hour power supply. In fact, Anytime there is no light, you will see people there charging their phones. What confuses me is that the place even looks somehow abandoned. I still don’t know where the light is coming from, but it’s always there. Now, for the past few days, there has been no light in our area and I have been spending ₦300 every day to charge my phone. So today I said, “Let me try my luck at this block industry.” I got there and nobody was there. Just one socket tied to a wood with a handkerchief. I quickly plugged my phone and sat on one of the blocks there like a security guard (because I know say in a blink of an eye, phone fit disappear). After some time, my phone was fully charged. I was happy, I unplugged it and was about to go home when From nowhere, a man appeared. A rugged looking guy o. He asked, “Are you done?” I said, “Yes.” Thinking he wanted to charge his own phone. This man then said, “Your fee is ₦500.” I said, “₦500 for what?” He replied, “For charging.” I said, “But this place is open. He replied, "you know as light take dey here? Abi na you get the handkerchief used to tie the socket".. Omo! After plenty arguments, I still paid him ₦400 and left. Which kind business be this? Na so dem dey make money for this Lagos 😭 Pls Follow me for more #funny #phone #lagos #trending #myngul

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