UNSTŌPPABLE LAUGHTER
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1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked *Who are you*..
U said I should gūess... With my own cārd???
Is like you are mād in complexion
2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knøck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys
3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feēling slēepy in the church.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray"..
Your own na to dey slēep until church dîsmissëd
4. A lady told me that Dāting is a *WEST* of time.
Then, I told her
It' is *NORTH* true
5. Dear f@t ladies, ✍
Don't be scāred to get on top of him,
If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man
6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,.
He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current??
7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to stēāl,..
They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hãrd
8. Dear drivers,✍
When you get to bümp, please slow down..
Some ladies are tirëd of returning their breãst in the brâ
9. I always act matured in the church,
But dëep inside my heart, I also need those biscuits they g@ve to children
10. So one day,
My wife will be prëgnānt ,
And people will know that I had s£×..
Oooh noo..
11. Young boys are getting br0ke because
They are playing the role of a húsband too early..
12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME"..
You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue
13. The way ladies love môney n0wadays eehn
Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JÛDITH?? l
14. The pa!n of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft..
People will take you for gränted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up
15) 1 to 14 never do una?? ..
Which number made you laugh more
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1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked *Who are you*..
U said I should gūess... With my own cārd???
Is like you are mād in complexion
2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knøck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys
3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feēling slēepy in the church.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray"..
Your own na to dey slēep until church dîsmissëd
4. A lady told me that Dāting is a *WEST* of time.
Then, I told her
It' is *NORTH* true
5. Dear f@t ladies, ✍
Don't be scāred to get on top of him,
If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man
6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,.
He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current??
7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to stēāl,..
They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hãrd
8. Dear drivers,✍
When you get to bümp, please slow down..
Some ladies are tirëd of returning their breãst in the brâ
9. I always act matured in the church,
But dëep inside my heart, I also need those biscuits they g@ve to children
10. So one day,
My wife will be prëgnānt ,
And people will know that I had s£×..
Oooh noo..
11. Young boys are getting br0ke because
They are playing the role of a húsband too early..
12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME"..
You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue
13. The way ladies love môney n0wadays eehn
Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JÛDITH?? l
14. The pa!n of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft..
People will take you for gränted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up
15) 1 to 14 never do una?? ..
Which number made you laugh more
Cutie appreciate my effort by reacting to this post your reactions do motivate me to do more,
DEARIE KINDLY FOLLØW ME FOR MORE INTERESTING STORIES AND JOKES
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😂😅UNSTŌPPABLE LAUGHTER 🤣😂
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1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked *Who are you*..
🤔U said I should gūess... With my own cārd??? 🙄
Is like you are mād in complexion 😒😂
2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knøck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys 🙆♂️😂
3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feēling slēepy in the church💒.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray"..
Your own na to dey slēep until church dîsmissëd 🙆♂️😂
4. A lady told me that Dāting is a *WEST* of time.
Then, I told her
It' is *NORTH* true 🤪😂
5. Dear f@t ladies, ✍
Don't be scāred to get on top of him,🙈
If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man 😂😂
6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,.
He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current?? 🙆♂️😂
7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to stēāl,.. 🙈
They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hãrd 🙆♂️😂
8. Dear drivers,✍
When you get to bümp, please slow down..
Some ladies are tirëd of returning their breãst in the brâ 🙈😂
9. 🙈I always act matured in the church,
But dëep inside my heart, I also need those biscuits they g@ve to children 😋😂
10. 🤔So one day,
My wife will be prëgnānt 🤰,
And people will know that I had s£×😒..
Oooh noo.. 🤦♂️🙅♂️
11. Young boys are getting br0ke because
They are playing the role of a húsband too early.. 🙆♂️😂
12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME"..
You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue 🙈😂
13. The way ladies love môney n0wadays eehn🙈😂
Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JÛDITH?? 🙆♂️😂😂l
14. The pa!n of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft.. 😒
People will take you for gränted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up🤦♂️
15) 1 to 14 never do una?? 🙄..
Which number made you laugh more 😆😁
Cutie 🥰🤩🥰 appreciate my effort by reacting to this post🙏🙏 your reactions do motivate me to do more,
DEARIE 😍🥳💝KINDLY FOLLØW ME FOR MORE INTERESTING STORIES AND JOKES🤣
#humor #funnyjokes #viral #trendingpost #Myngul #TrendingNow