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    1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems

    2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of me☺

    3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
    TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
    AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir


    4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spirit

    5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him
    straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I
    can come again oooo, my father is angry with my
    mother "☺

    6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all,
    Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.☺

    7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish.
    My dear, you're not ready

    8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!

    9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.
    ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you.


    10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide
    The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.

    Which number made you laugh more

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    πŸ˜… FUNNY π‰πŽπŠπ„π’ 🀣 1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of meβ˜ΊπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the hell are you going? AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spiritπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜ 5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I can come again oooo, my father is angry with my mother "β˜ΊπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜ 6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all, Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.β˜ΊπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish. My dear, you're not readyπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜ 😁 9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court. ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ 10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ Which number made you laugh more πŸ˜…πŸ€£ Foll0w Me for more interesting stories and jokes #humor #funnyjokes #viral #trendingpost #trendingnow #myngul
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  • NATURE IS STILL WINNING THE FIGHT.

    AMAZING LIFE CHANGING TESTIMONY FROM CANGUARD ANTI CANCER TEA, CAPSULES AND LIFESTYLE CHANGES AS RECCOMMENED BY MOOVE NATUROPATH.

    Yesterday I received exciting news. I want to share a story that has filled my heart with hope and gratitude, a story of a woman who chose to believe that healing was still possible.

    She had just completed her first chemotherapy session and was possibly exhausted physically, mentally, emotionally. But she still held on to hope, yes, hope that nature still had a role to play in her recovery.

    I got to know about her through a wellness advocate who has direct access to her. Even though I never interacted with the patient one-on-one, I provided a comprehensive herbal and nutritional protocol, while her advocate ensured proper delivery, guidance, and consistency every single day.

    Her progress was closely monitored through regular tumour marker tests and feedback from her direct care support.

    And today her results speak louder than words:

    Tumour Marker: CA-125 ( Tumour marker test that shows cancer progression)
    Before treatment: 453
    After 1 month: 151
    After 3 months: 31.4 (Normal range!) This was sent to me yesterday

    Tumour Marker: CA 19-9
    Before treatment: 6
    After 1 month: 20 (a common temporary rise as the body clears diseased cells)
    After 3 months: 0.20 (Even lower than the initial!) This was sent to me yesterday

    Please Note: tumour markers sometimes rise early in treatment as seen in CA 19-9. This may reflect cell-breakdown/clearance rather than worsening disease, as true in this case.

    In three months,
    Her energy is restored.
    Her mind is clearer.
    Her hope is alive.
    Her healing is evident.

    And here is an important part of the story:

    She followed every instruction faithfully.
    Every detox step..... every herbal dose… every dietary guidelines step….
    Consistency made the healing faster. Her treatment duration is for 6 months but see how much progress she made in 3 months.

    To maintain open communication, the wellness advocate sent me updates and feedback constantly.

    I will share some screenshots from our chats below so you can see how guiding the process remotely still created coordinated, monitored care.

    I am grateful for the trusted advocate who ensured proper administration and follow-up. Teamwork amplified the results.

    It is for reasons like this , testimonies like this that I will continue to TRUST Nature over anything else.

    When we support the body instead of suppressing it , the body responds.
    When we remove toxicity and feed restoration, wellness emerges.

    Cancer is more than a disease of the cells,
    It is a call for balance, nourishment and wholeness.

    Herbs.
    Nutrition.
    Detoxification.
    Lifestyle correction.
    Faith.
    Consistency.

    These are not “alternative.”
    They are the foundation of real healing.

    Even without physical proximity, nature worked.
    Even without direct consultation, the protocol delivered.
    Even in uncertainty, hope found a way.
    Nature does not require closeness ,
    only cooperation.

    If you or a loved one is walking through a cancer journey, please remember this:

    There is hope.
    There are options.
    There is healing in nature.

    Your body wants to survive
    Give it what it needs to win.

    Cancer is not a death sentence.

    Disclaimer:
    Natural therapies are used to support the healing process and should be personalized and monitored by trained professionals.

    Once again I attribute this WIN to my father in the heavens , Jehovah God ! Thank you dear father for I can see your mighty hands in action

    EXCLUSIVE CITY PARTNER WANTED ALL OVER AFRICAN CITIES.

    TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR ONGOING PROMO AND EARN ON ALL MOOVE SALES IN YOUR COUNTRY OR CITY.

    Moove - Plug into freedom and Optimal wellness.
    πŸ€NATURE IS STILL WINNING THE FIGHT. AMAZING LIFE CHANGING TESTIMONY FROM CANGUARD ANTI CANCER TEA, CAPSULES AND LIFESTYLE CHANGES AS RECCOMMENED BY MOOVE NATUROPATH. Yesterday I received exciting news. I want to share a story that has filled my heart with hope and gratitude, a story of a woman who chose to believe that healing was still possible. She had just completed her first chemotherapy session and was possibly exhausted physically, mentally, emotionally. But she still held on to hope, yes, hope that nature still had a role to play in her recovery. I got to know about her through a wellness advocate who has direct access to her. Even though I never interacted with the patient one-on-one, I provided a comprehensive herbal and nutritional protocol, while her advocate ensured proper delivery, guidance, and consistency every single day. Her progress was closely monitored through regular tumour marker tests and feedback from her direct care support. And today her results speak louder than words: Tumour Marker: CA-125 ( Tumour marker test that shows cancer progression) πŸ“Œ Before treatment: 453 πŸ“Œ After 1 month: 151 πŸ“Œ After 3 months: 31.4 βœ… (Normal range!) This was sent to me yesterday Tumour Marker: CA 19-9 πŸ“Œ Before treatment: 6 πŸ“Œ After 1 month: 20 (a common temporary rise as the body clears diseased cells) πŸ“Œ After 3 months: 0.20 βœ… (Even lower than the initial!) This was sent to me yesterday Please Note: tumour markers sometimes rise early in treatment as seen in CA 19-9. This may reflect cell-breakdown/clearance rather than worsening disease, as true in this case. In three months, Her energy is restored. Her mind is clearer. Her hope is alive. Her healing is evident. 🌱 And here is an important part of the story: She followed every instruction faithfully. Every detox step..... every herbal dose… every dietary guidelines step…. Consistency made the healing faster. Her treatment duration is for 6 months but see how much progress she made in 3 months. To maintain open communication, the wellness advocate sent me updates and feedback constantly. I will share some screenshots from our chats below so you can see how guiding the process remotely still created coordinated, monitored care. I am grateful for the trusted advocate who ensured proper administration and follow-up. Teamwork amplified the results. It is for reasons like this , testimonies like this that I will continue to TRUST Nature over anything else. When we support the body instead of suppressing it , the body responds. When we remove toxicity and feed restoration, wellness emerges. Cancer is more than a disease of the cells, It is a call for balance, nourishment and wholeness. Herbs. Nutrition. Detoxification. Lifestyle correction. Faith. Consistency. These are not “alternative.” They are the foundation of real healing. Even without physical proximity, nature worked. Even without direct consultation, the protocol delivered. Even in uncertainty, hope found a way. Nature does not require closeness , only cooperation. If you or a loved one is walking through a cancer journey, please remember this: There is hope. There are options. There is healing in nature. πŸ’š Your body wants to survive Give it what it needs to win. 🌿 Cancer is not a death sentence. πŸ“Œ Disclaimer: Natural therapies are used to support the healing process and should be personalized and monitored by trained professionals. Once again I attribute this WIN to my father in the heavens , Jehovah God ! Thank you dear father for I can see your mighty hands in action πŸ™ EXCLUSIVE CITY PARTNER WANTED ALL OVER AFRICAN CITIES. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR ONGOING PROMO AND EARN ON ALL MOOVE SALES IN YOUR COUNTRY OR CITY. Moove - Plug into freedom and Optimal wellness.
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  • Dear Father The one you love preserve is here to say thank you Thank you for the doors you have opened I am forever grateful #
    Dear Father The one you love preserve is here to say thank you Thank you for the doors you have opened πŸ™ I am forever grateful πŸ₯² #
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  • When she says “your going to be a father” but you aren’t even catholic

    So how’s that going to work?? #myngul #funny #meme
    When she says “your going to be a father” but you aren’t even catholic So how’s that going to work??πŸ˜‚ #myngul #funny #meme
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  • Father every plan and scheme of the enemy to frustrate the life of your children on this platform, in the name of Jesus let their plan and scheme become a stepping stone to greatness for your children. A louder Amennnnn.

    Happy wkend to you all. Remain bless on all sides.
    Father every plan and scheme of the enemy to frustrate the life of your children on this platform, in the name of Jesus let their plan and scheme become a stepping stone to greatness for your children. A louder Amennnnn.πŸ™ Happy wkend to you all. Remain bless on all sides.
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