• UNSTŌPPABLE LAUGHTER
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    1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked *Who are you*..
    U said I should gūess... With my own cārd???
    Is like you are mād in complexion

    2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knøck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys

    3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feēling slēepy in the church.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray"..
    Your own na to dey slēep until church dîsmissëd

    4. A lady told me that Dāting is a *WEST* of time.
    Then, I told her
    It' is *NORTH* true

    5. Dear f@t ladies, ✍
    Don't be scāred to get on top of him,
    If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man

    6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,.
    He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current??

    7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to stēāl,..
    They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hãrd


    8. Dear drivers,✍
    When you get to bümp, please slow down..
    Some ladies are tirëd of returning their breãst in the brâ

    9. I always act matured in the church,
    But dëep inside my heart, I also need those biscuits they g@ve to children

    10. So one day,
    My wife will be prëgnānt ,
    And people will know that I had s£×..
    Oooh noo..

    11. Young boys are getting br0ke because
    They are playing the role of a húsband too early..

    12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME"..
    You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue

    13. The way ladies love môney n0wadays eehn
    Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JÛDITH?? l

    14. The pa!n of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft..
    People will take you for gränted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up

    15) 1 to 14 never do una?? ..

    Which number made you laugh more

    Cutie appreciate my effort by reacting to this post your reactions do motivate me to do more,

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    😂😅UNSTŌPPABLE LAUGHTER 🤣😂 ............ ............ ............ ….....….... .............. .............. .......... 1. U flāshed me, I callēd back and asked *Who are you*.. 🤔U said I should gūess... With my own cārd??? 🙄 Is like you are mād in complexion 😒😂 2. This Christmas will not be fun, because those boys that used to throw knøck_out inside church don turn to Yah00 Boys 🙆‍♂️😂 3. Nothing sweet pass when you are feēling slēepy in the church💒.. And the pastor said "bow down your head let's pray".. Your own na to dey slēep until church dîsmissëd 🙆‍♂️😂 4. A lady told me that Dāting is a *WEST* of time. Then, I told her It' is *NORTH* true 🤪😂 5. Dear f@t ladies, ✍ Don't be scāred to get on top of him,🙈 If he d!es, he d!e.. After all, something must k!ll a man 😂😂 6. I thought p0verty is a joke until I saw one man pricing NEPA bill,. He was like: Oga, how much is l0w current?? 🙆‍♂️😂 7. Last night, th!ef br0ke into my neighbors flat and found nothing to stēāl,.. 🙈 They started fl0gging him and telling him to work hãrd 🙆‍♂️😂 8. Dear drivers,✍ When you get to bümp, please slow down.. Some ladies are tirëd of returning their breãst in the brâ 🙈😂 9. 🙈I always act matured in the church, But dëep inside my heart, I also need those biscuits they g@ve to children 😋😂 10. 🤔So one day, My wife will be prëgnānt 🤰, And people will know that I had s£×😒.. Oooh noo.. 🤦‍♂️🙅‍♂️ 11. Young boys are getting br0ke because They are playing the role of a húsband too early.. 🙆‍♂️😂 12. Until you are asked to make a sentence beginning with "ME".. You will understand that English is not your mother's tongue 🙈😂 13. The way ladies love môney n0wadays eehn🙈😂 Sometimes, I asked my self.. " Was it really JUDAS that s0ld Jesus or JÛDITH?? 🙆‍♂️😂😂l 14. The pa!n of having grandmother that doesn't do w!tchcraft.. 😒 People will take you for gränted knowing fully well that you don't have back_up🤦‍♂️ 15) 1 to 14 never do una?? 🙄.. Which number made you laugh more 😆😁 Cutie 🥰🤩🥰 appreciate my effort by reacting to this post🙏🙏 your reactions do motivate me to do more, DEARIE 😍🥳💝KINDLY FOLLØW ME FOR MORE INTERESTING STORIES AND JOKES🤣 #humor #funnyjokes #viral #trendingpost #Myngul #TrendingNow
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  • FUNNY 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒

    1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems

    2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of me☺

    3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
    TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
    AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir


    4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spirit

    5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him
    straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I
    can come again oooo, my father is angry with my
    mother "☺

    6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all,
    Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.☺

    7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish.
    My dear, you're not ready

    8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!

    9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.
    ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you.


    10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide
    The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.

    Which number made you laugh more

    Foll0w Me for more interesting stories and jokes

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    😅 FUNNY 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐒 🤣 1.I always try to cheer myself up by singing when am sad, Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is even worse dan my problems 😀😀😀😀😀 2.Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat infront of me☺😊😀😀😀😀 3.TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked... TEACHER: Where the hell are you going? AKPOS: I don't have money for attention sir 😂😂 4.And they are doing child dedicaion at the Church close to my house then I remembered one Aunty has been inviting me to the church for two years MAYBE I Should Go !!!! Should I Go ??? is not that I like Food oh, I like worshipping God in the Truth and spirit😀😀😀😁 5. If you don't wanna visit him, then tell him straight forward, which one is "I don't know if I can come again oooo, my father is angry with my mother "☺😀😀😁😁 6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all, Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.☺😊😀😀 7. Everyday, you're praying, ''OH! God, make me the head and not the tail. But your favourite is tail of fish. My dear, you're not ready😀😀😀😀😀 8. Just because your mum had counted all the meat in the pot, yhu now use your teeth to slim fit the meat. OGA TAILOR, well done !!!😀😀😁😁 😁 9. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court. ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you. 😀😀😀😀 10. A Son Wrote To His Dad: Condition critical at school, send money or else suicide The Dad Replied: Situation at home is terrible, sûicide approved.😀😀😀😀😀 Which number made you laugh more 😅🤣 Foll0w Me for more interesting stories and jokes #humor #funnyjokes #viral #trendingpost #trendingnow #myngul
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